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Why is it always the innocents who suffer most, when you high lords play your game of thrones?


George R.R. Martin


#george-r-r-martin #ned-stark #varys #innocence

My old grandmother always used to say, Summer friends will melt away like summer snows, but winter friends are friends forever.


George R.R. Martin


#friendship #george-r-r-martin #summer #winter #friendship

You're right, my problems are the biggest problems ever," George said. "No, honestly, it's horrible to be me. I'm rich, talented, and I make girls cry." "How do you make girls cry, exactly?" George turned to her. His blue eyes widened. His lovely face took on a forlorn, deeply troubled expression. He leaned forward, and, in a theatrical whisper, said, "My past is tragic. I wouldn't want to burden you with it. It's a pain I must suffer alone. In the rain. In silence.


Ilona Andrews


#fate-s-edge #funny #george #ilona-andrews #the-edge

Next time I tell you someone from Texas should not be president of the United States, please pay attention." [Shrub Flubs His Dub, The Nation, June 18, 2001]


Molly Ivins


#george-w-bush #humor #politics #presidents #texas

Is Jase already gonna marry you?” I start coughing again. “Uh, No. No, George. I’m only seventeen.” As if that’s the only reason we’re not engaged. “I’m this many.” George holds up four, slightly grubby fingers. “But Jase is seventeen and a half. You could. Then you could live in here with him. And have a big family.” Jase strides back into the room, of course, midway through this proposition. “George. Beat it. Discovery Channel is on.” George backs out of the room but not before saying, “His bed’s really comfortable. And he never pees in it.


Huntley Fitzpatrick


#humour #jase #samantha #family

The great thing about reading is that it broadens your life


George R.R. Martin


#game-of-thrones #george-r-r-martin #life

Now that I have made this catalogue of swindles and perversions, let me give another example of the kind of writing that they lead to. This time it must of its nature be an imaginary one. I am going to translate a passage of good English into modern English of the worst sort. Here is a well-known verse from Ecclesiastes: I returned and saw under the sun, that the race is not to the swift, nor the battle to the strong, neither yet bread to the wise, nor yet riches to men of understanding, nor yet favour to men of skill; but time and chance happeneth to them all. Here it is in modern English: Objective considerations of contemporary phenomena compel the conclusion that success or failure in competitive activities exhibits no tendency to be commensurate with innate capacity, but that a considerable element of the unpredictable must invariably be taken into account.


George Orwell


#men

Don't call me 'gentleman'. I work for a livin'.


Tamora Pierce


#george-cooper #humour #labels #humour

Every single director-actor I talked to, from Warren Beatty to Clint Eastwood to George Clooney, said the biggest mistake they made is not shooting enough footage of themselves.


Ben Affleck


#biggest #biggest mistake #clint #clint eastwood #clooney

Ever since I've become chairman, there have been profiles of me in People, George, The Washington Post, The Detroit News, and all of them could have been written by the same person.


Julian Bond


#been #chairman #could #detroit #ever






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