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Read through the most famous quotes by topic #george

To my mind the election was stolen by George Bush and we have been suffering ever since under this man's leadership.

Jessica Lange

#bush #election #ever #george #george bush

I like eggs and bacon,” George tells me. “But”—his face clouds—“do you know that bacon is”—tears leap to his eyes—“Wilbur?” Mrs. Garrett sits down next to him immediately. “George, we’ve been through this. Remember? Wilbur did not get made into bacon.” “That’s right.” I bend down too as wetness overflows George’s lashes. “Charlotte the spider saved him. He lived a long and happy life—with Charlotte’s daughters, um, Nelly and Urania and—” “Joy,” Mrs. Garrett concludes. “You, Samantha, are a keeper. I hope you don’t shoplift.”I start to cough. “No. Never.” “Then is bacon Babe, Mom? Is it Babe?”“No, no, Babe’s still herding sheep. Bacon is not Babe. Bacon is only made from really mean pigs,George.” Mrs. Garrett strokes his hair, then brushes his tears away.“Bad pigs,” I clarify.“There are bad pigs?” George looks nervous. Oops.“Well, pigs with, um, no soul.” That doesn’t sound good either. I cast around for a good explanation. “Like the animals that don’t talk in Narnia.” Dumb. George is four. Would he know Narnia yet? He’s still at Curious George.But understanding lights his face. “Oh. That’s okay then. ’Cause I really like bacon.

Huntley Fitzpatrick

#george-george-george #kids #funny

People in Indiana have known me for 25 years. They've known George Bush four.

John Mellencamp

#four #george #george bush #indiana #known

I love comedy and I would write things to myself as an exercise in writing. I didn't do well for years, and I quit. I started to break down why I was afraid and started to look at people I admired, like Richard Pryor, Eddie Murphy, Freddie Prinze, George Carlin and all.

George Lopez

#afraid #break #carlin #comedy #down

Everyone hooks up with George Clooney. He's a genuinely cool guy. He's using his powers for good.

William H. Macy

#cool #cool guy #everyone #genuinely #george

We not only heard it before 20 years ago, before George Bush in 2001 passed his tax relief, before in 2003 the tax relief were past, we were told they were dead. Before we provided prescription drugs for Medicare, we were told it wasn't going to happen.

Ken Mehlman

#before #bush #dead #george #george bush

I am only an average man but, by George, I work harder at it than the average man.

Theodore Roosevelt

#average #average man #george #harder #i

My mobile rang around lunchtime one day, and it was George Michael. He wanted to come in on Friday. We were like, 'okay, if that's what you want'. And he was a very good guest. That's a real exception to the rule.

Graham Norton

#come #day #exception #friday #george

But we should not lose sight of how far we are coming and what a big hole we were left by George W. Bush.

Martin O'Malley

#bush #coming #far #george #george w

George Bush is not stupid. He's evil. OK? There's a huge difference between stupid and evil.

Patton Oswalt

#bush #difference #evil #george #george bush

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