#gh

Queer Eye for the Straight Guy is a form of service journalism. To be successful, I think it has to be a combination of a good story, it has to be funny, and it also needs to be packed with useful information. ↗

— Ted Allen

#combination #eye #form #funny #good

I was gone so much in my first marriage. I love the moments when I engage with my youngest daughter now. It's not my thing to sit on the ground and play tea party, but I'll do it because it's a moment that will stick with me forever. ↗

— Tim Allen

#daughter #engage #first #forever #gone

I don't want to achieve immortality through my work. I want to achieve it through not dying. ↗

— Woody Allen

#dying #i #immortality #through #want

I am thankful for laughter, except when milk comes out of my nose. ↗

— Woody Allen

#am #comes #except #i #i am

Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night. ↗

— Woody Allen

#chances #date #doubles #immediately #night

Harvard makes mistakes too, you know. Kissinger taught there. ↗

— Woody Allen

#kissinger #know #makes #mistakes #taught

I don't believe in the after life, although I am bringing a change of underwear. ↗

— Woody Allen

#after #although #am #believe #bringing

Right now it's only a notion, but I think I can get the money to make it into a concept, and later turn it into an idea. ↗

— Woody Allen

#get #i #i can #i think #idea

I'm astounded by people who want to 'know' the universe when it's hard enough to find your way around Chinatown. ↗

— Woody Allen

#astounded #chinatown #enough #find #hard

Feminism is dated? Yes, for privileged women like my daughter and all of us here today, but not for most of our sisters in the rest of the world who are still forced into premature marriage, prostitution, forced labor - they have children that they don't want or they cannot feed. ↗

— Isabel Allende

#children #dated #daughter #feed #feminism