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Read through the most famous quotes by topic #goldfish

but nothing i ever gave was good for you; it was like white bread to goldfish. they cram and cram, and it kills them, and they drift in the pool, belly-up, making stunned faces and playing on our guilt as if their own toxic gluttony was not their own fault there you are, still outside the window, still with your hands out, still pallid and fish-eyed, still acting stupidly innocent and starved.

Margaret Atwood

#goldfish #love #starved #love

This work is the link between my Dear Natalie piece and my upcoming Agatha work. It bridges that lapse in time and shows how my thinking has changed. It shows me telling a story through the surreal and trying to use thought fragments alone to show a tortured existence. This piece was written after the Dear Natalies and before the Agatha mystery, but it is meant to be read after you’ve already read both. This book is a bridge between two books, which would make it a bridge between two bridges. That’s strange, but I’ve seen stranger. Like the time I woke up in a fish tank, having morphed into a goldfish during my sleep. I still fear the sound of a flushing toilet, and since then I refuse to let myself fall asleep while wearing flippers. This book is 3,088 words of pure nonsense, strung together like pearls hurled at bacon. Yum!

Jarod Kintz

#bacon #biograhy #book-bio #books #bridge

I have as much privacy as a goldfish in a bowl.

Princess Margaret

#goldfish #i #much #privacy

Very few of us have any idea whatsoever of what life is like living in a goldfish bowl, except, of course, for those of us who are goldfish.

Graham Taylor

#bowl #course #except #few #goldfish

We all live in a televised goldfish bowl.

Kingman Brewster, Jr.

#goldfish #live #televised

Frank couldn't breathe underwater. But where was he? Percy turned in a full circle. Nothing. Then he glanced up. Hovering above him was a giant goldfish. Frank had turned -clothes, backpack, and all- into a koi the size of a teen-aged boy. "dude." Percy sent his thoughts through the water, the way he spoke to other sea creatures. "A goldfish?" Frank's voice came back to him: "I freaked. We were talking about goldfish, so it was on my mind. Sue me.

Rick Riordan

#goldfish #humour #koi #percy-jackson #age

One hot summer evening Peregrin fell asleep under a tree. He dreamed that he was walking along a street carrying a bowl, in which Nickeling, his pet goldfish, swam.

Tom Seidmann Freud


In my early career I was like a goldfish. Rejection didn't affect me; I'd just forget how bad it was and keep going back for more.

Emily Watson

#back #bad #career #early #forget

I've got a new invention. It's a revolving bowl for tired goldfish.

Lefty Gomez

#bowl #goldfish #got #i #invention

No one can feel as helpless as the owner of a sick goldfish.

Kin Hubbard

#feel #goldfish #helpless #owner #sick

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