#goldfish

We all live in a televised goldfish bowl. ↗

— Kingman Brewster, Jr.

#goldfish #live #televised

Frank couldn't breathe underwater. But where was he? Percy turned in a full circle. Nothing. Then he glanced up. Hovering above him was a giant goldfish. Frank had turned -clothes, backpack, and all- into a koi the size of a teen-aged boy. "dude." Percy sent his thoughts through the water, the way he spoke to other sea creatures. "A goldfish?" Frank's voice came back to him: "I freaked. We were talking about goldfish, so it was on my mind. Sue me. ↗

— Rick Riordan

#goldfish #humour #koi #percy-jackson #age

One hot summer evening Peregrin fell asleep under a tree. He dreamed that he was walking along a street carrying a bowl, in which Nickeling, his pet goldfish, swam. ↗

— Tom Seidmann Freud

#dreams

In my early career I was like a goldfish. Rejection didn't affect me; I'd just forget how bad it was and keep going back for more. ↗

— Emily Watson

#back #bad #career #early #forget

I've got a new invention. It's a revolving bowl for tired goldfish. ↗

— Lefty Gomez

#bowl #goldfish #got #i #invention

No one can feel as helpless as the owner of a sick goldfish. ↗

— Kin Hubbard

#feel #goldfish #helpless #owner #sick

Parrots make great pets. They have more personality than goldfish. ↗

— Chevy Chase

#goldfish #great #make #more #parrots

I wouldn't mind turning into a vermilion goldfish. ↗

— Henri Matisse

#i #into #mind #turning

In the next shot the cameras zoomed to the fiancee who noticed the lights in the Czarina's room go out and the camera then turned to the pond where two goldfish were making love. ↗

— Pola Negri

#cameras #fiancee #go #goldfish #lights

A loach can't emulate a goldfish. Because of my looks, the public support rating for us won't rise. ↗

— Yoshihiko Noda

#emulate #goldfish #looks #public #public support