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Chevy Chase

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All my children inherited perfect pitch.


— Chevy Chase


#children #inherited #perfect #pitch

Parrots make great pets. They have more personality than goldfish.


— Chevy Chase


#goldfish #great #make #more #parrots

I don't know if my looks will ever get any better, but my pratfalls sure won't.


— Chevy Chase


#better #ever #get #i #know

I was always the guy getting kicked out of my classes at school for having an attitude problem.


— Chevy Chase


#attitude #classes #getting #guy #having

You may have read that I went to M.I.T. In 1982 I filled out a Who's Who survey with joking responses, and they never bothered to check the facts.


— Chevy Chase


#check #facts #filled #i #joking

Anyone who wants to run has to be a Jimmy Swaggart, minus the default.


— Chevy Chase


#default #jimmy #minus #run #wants

Every Vacation movie didn't just make the studio money. They each made the studio a lot of money.


— Chevy Chase


#every #just #lot #made #make

I have three daughters. I wanted them to be raised where there are real seasons and where everyone their age wasn't trying to get into movies.


— Chevy Chase


#daughters #everyone #get #i #into

I just went into this business for laughs. I guess I don't mind being an actor so much now.


— Chevy Chase


#being #business #guess #i #into

A laugh is a surprise. And all humor is physical. I was always athletic, so that came naturally to me.


— Chevy Chase


#always #athletic #came #i #laugh






About Chevy Chase

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Did you know about Chevy Chase?

Chase is gifted with absolute pitch. This portrayal of President Ford as a bumbling klutz became a favorite device of Chase and helped form the popular concept of Ford as being a clumsy man. He also wrote a one-page spoof on Mission: Impossible for Mad Magazine in 1970 and was a writer for the short-lived Smothers Brothers TV show comeback in the early 1970s.

Cornelius Crane "Chevy" Chase (/ˈtʃɛvi/; born October 8 1943) is an American comedian writer and television and film actor. He has hosted the Academy Awards twice (1987 and 1988) and briefly had his own late-night talk show The Chevy Chase Show.

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