#golf

I don't go out and get arrested anymore. The most extravagant thing I do these days is play golf. I'm like an old man. ↗

— Brad Renfro

#arrested #days #extravagant #get #go

Golf is a thinking man's game. You can have all the shots in the bag, but if you don't know what to do with them, you've got troubles. ↗

— Chi Chi Rodriguez

#game #golf #got #know #man

You can't take up golf on a whim and find yourself competing against Tiger Woods in the Masters six months later. ↗

— Richard Roeper

#competing #find #golf #later #masters

I guess there is nothing that will get your mind off everything like golf. I have never been depressed enough to take up the game, but they say you get so sore at yourself you forget to hate your enemies. ↗

— Will Rogers

#been #depressed #enough #everything #forget

The first time I played golf was in Flushing Meadows, Queens, when I was about 16 or 17. They had an 18-hole pitch-and-putt. My buddies and I would hop the fence and sneak on and play. ↗

— Ray Romano

#buddies #fence #first #first time #golf

The successful golfers - they're like astronauts or pilots. They have that demeanor that they can focus and stay within that one moment and nothing distracts them. That's not me. ↗

— Ray Romano

#demeanor #distracts #focus #golfers #like

Whenever I walk off the golf course, I thank God that I'm able to tell a joke. I thank God I'm good at something. ↗

— Ray Romano

#course #god #golf #golf course #good

Anyone who watches golf on television would enjoy watching the grass grow on the greens. ↗

— Andy Rooney

#enjoy #golf #grass #greens #grow

My parents didn't play golf. ↗

— Amy Alcott

#parents #play #play golf

A golf course is nothing but a pool room moved outdoors. ↗