#guy

I was watching 'Up In The Air' and I thought, 'Jesus, who's the old gray-haired guy?' And it was me. I never wear makeup for movies and now it's starting to show. ↗

— George Clooney

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God, I'm just a fat bald guy, 60 years old, singing the blues, you know? ↗

— Joe Cocker

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My slogan is I'm the least qualified guy for the job, but I'd probably do the best job. ↗

— Gary Coleman

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I'm a numbers guy, and I think numbers sometimes tell stories and sometimes they don't. When you look at the NBA, when teams shoot 45% or better from the floor, what is their record? And if they shoot under that what is their record? ↗

— Doug Collins

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Deep Throat is a guy who could have your files and mine in his trust. ↗

— Chuck Colson

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I'm quite shy, so if there's a guy I like, I actually ignore him because I can't speak to him. I get all red and sweaty, and it's embarrassing. ↗

— Silvia Colloca

#because #embarrassing #get #guy #him

A lot of the music that you listen to now is because of the things that the Meters did, the Neville Brothers did, and they're there, the guys who invented those beats that the guys sample today. Such an enormous opportunity. ↗

— Harry Connick, Jr.

#because #brothers #did #enormous #guys

I'm not a big goal guy. ↗

— Harry Connick, Jr.

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I’d love to work with an Asian guy named Wu Hu, because just saying his name would get me all pumped up and excited. ↗

— Jarod Kintz

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I think that people who do enjoy my stand-up comedy and the people who get it and the people who are taken in by it, they see that I'm a guy that has love of the game. ↗

— Dane Cook

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