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People keep asking "Jacob or Edward?" when the really important question is "Diamond Dave or Sammy?


Ysabeau S. Wilce


#twilight #van-halen #funny

Strawberries are so red they make me feel 33% patriotic.


Jarod Kintz


#humor #funny

If a problem can be solved, there is nothing to worry about. If it can't be solved, well you can always buy chocolate :)


Pablo


#funny #funny

Cut the crap and tell me what color panties you’re wearing.


Susan Elizabeth Phillips


#funny

Don't go there Rule" Lawe warned him softly. " I don't think your horoscope declared today to be a good day to die.


Lora Leigh


#funny #lawe-s-justice #threat #funny

Colin : “Perhaps now is the time to tell you that I have a weakness for agreeable women.” Sugar Beth : “Well, that sure does leave me out.” Colin : “Exactly. With agreeable women, I’m unendingly considerate. Gallant even.” Sugar Beth : “But with tarts like me, the gloves are off, is that it?” Colin : “I wouldn’t exactly call you a tart. But then, I tend to be broad-minded.” She suppressed the urge to dump her porridge in his lap.


Susan Elizabeth Phillips


#susan-elizabeth-phillips #funny

Your on your on with this one babe." "Coward." "Calling me names isn't going to get me in there." -Ranger and Stephanie


Janet Evanovich


#ranger #stephanie-plum #funny

Caroline stamped her foot in frustration, but when it landed, it landed on something considerably less flat than the floor. "Owww!" he yelled. Oh! His foot!Sorrysorrysorrysorrysorrysorry , she mouthed.I didn't mean it. "If you think I can understand that," he growled, "you're crazier than I'd originally thought.


Julia Quinn


#humor #julia-quinn #funny

Come live with us, Diana. Don't argue. Just say yes." Diana looked at the ground to hide her emotions. Then she said, "Would I have to be hearing you two going at it night and day?


Michael Grant


#come-live-with-us #diana #funny #gone #gone-series

Yeah, well, wish in one hand, crap in the other, and see which fills up first


S.A. Bodeen


#s-a-bodeen #the-compound #wit #funny






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