#h

Benji usually tries to match his hair with his underwear, and you know how he had the pink hair for a while well we caught him in a pink thong one day! ↗

— Joel Madden

#day #had #hair #him #his

I don't want to see anyone leaving single tonight. I want everyone to leave impregnated. ↗

— Joel Madden

#everyone #i #leave #leaving #see

Giving jazz the Congressional seal of approval is a little like making Huck Finn an honorary Boy Scout. ↗

— Melvin Maddocks

#boy #boy scout #congressional #finn #giving

I think that our goal in Good Charlotte is just to be Good Charlotte, and whatever happens, whatever that means, we don't even know, and make music and whatever. ↗

— Joel Madden

#even #goal #good #happens #i

I think the terrorists are just idiots. ↗

— Joel Madden

#i think #idiots #just #terrorists #think

My mom always said that there would be haters. Not everyone can love ya. ↗

— Joel Madden

#always #everyone #haters #love #said

I want to feel lucky every night when I go onstage, and not feel like, 'Oh, great, here we go again. ↗

— Joel Madden

#every #every night #feel #go #great

I was just in the middle of singing a song about how broke we were and now my cell phone rings. ↗

— Joel Madden

#broke #cell #cell phone #how #i

I've flown across America, I've scaled fences, I've stood under windows and gone out of my way hundreds of times. I'm a hopeless romantic. There's no hope for me. ↗

— Joel Madden

#america #fences #flown #gone #hope

Instead of going out and shooting people, why don't you go start a band. ↗

— Joel Madden

#go #going #instead #out #people