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Anything worth doing is worth overdoing. ↗

— David Letterman

#doing #overdoing #worth

Congratulations are in order for Woody Allen - he and Soon Yi have a brand new baby daughter. It's all part of Woody's plan to grow his own wives. ↗

— David Letterman

#baby #brand #brand new #congratulations #daughter

For the love of God, folks, don't try this at home. ↗

— David Letterman

#god #home #love #try

Here's a little known fact - Arnold is the first body builder to run for governor since Janet Reno. ↗

— David Letterman

#body #builder #fact #first #governor

I had no idea this thing was televised. Boy, is my face red. ↗

— David Letterman

#face #had #i #idea #no idea

Everything I listen to is influential in some way. ↗

— Joanna Noelle Levesque

#i #influential #listen #some #way

New York now leads the world's great cities in the number of people around whom you shouldn't make a sudden move. ↗

— David Letterman

#cities #great #leads #make #move

Initially we performed in halls with capacities of 1,000. ↗

— Neville Marriner

#halls #initially #performed

I know these jokes aren't great, ladies and gentlemen, see this is the problem you run into when you're between impeachments. ↗

— David Letterman

#gentlemen #great #i #into #jokes

Iraq's elite Republican Guard is doing so badly they're changing their name to the Democratic Guard. ↗

— David Letterman

#changing #democratic #doing #elite #guard