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Howie's doctor told him to lose ten pounds, and since Howie's been on a diet he's gained three. ↗

— Janet Evanovich

#diet

Tyson dropped the two warriors he was about to tie into a knot and jogged after us. He jumped on the centaur's back. 'Dude!' the centaur groaned, almost buckling under Tyson's weight. 'Do the words "low-carb diet" mean anything to you? ↗

— Rick Riordan

#diet #humorous #tyson #diet

We had an unspoken love for one another. Probably because she’d never talk to me or return my phone calls or texts.
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— Dark Jar Tin Zoo

#communication #converse #dialogue #funny #humor

The theatre was created to tell people the truth about life and the social situation. ↗

— Stella Adler

#created #life #people #situation #social

What will ye then that I shall do unto him whom ye call the King of the Jews? ↗

— Pontius Pilate

#him #i #jews #king #shall

I'm a Jewish born-again Christian. ↗

— Stephen Baldwin

#christian #i #jewish

You can't do anything to help your team win when you don't play. ↗

— Freddy Adu

#help #play #team #team win #win

Life is filled with unanswered questions, but it is the courage to seek those answers that continues to give meaning to life. You can spend your life wallowing in despair, wondering why you were the one who was led towards the road strewn with pain, or you can be grateful that you are strong enough to survive it. ↗

— J.D. Stroube

#despair #inspiration #life #meaning #pain

There's not enough money in the world to get me singing 'Because We Want To' again. I wouldn't do it. I think Beyonce Knowles got a couple of million for a private show but I would be happy to turn it down. ↗

— Billie Piper

#be happy #because #beyonce #couple #down

To live only for some future goal is shallow. It's the sides of the mountain that sustain life, not the top. ↗

— Robert M. Pirsig

#goal #life #live #mountain #only