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I have so much residue crap in my hair from years and years of not washing it and not having any sense of personal hygiene whatsoever. Even today, I go into these things where I'm supposed to be this sexy guy or whatever, and I'm literally asking, 'If I get plumes of dandruff on me, can you just brush it off?'


Robert Pattinson


#asking #brush #crap #even #get

Gray hairs seem to my fancy like the soft light of the moon, silvering over the evening of life.


Jean Paul


#fancy #gray #gray hairs #hairs #life

Because the heart beats under a covering of hair, of fur, feathers, or wings, it is, for that reason, to be of no account?


Jean Paul


#beats #because #covering #feathers #fur

In Paris they have special wheelchairs that go through every doorway. They don't change the doorways, they change the wheelchairs. To hell with the people! If someone weighs a couple more pounds, that's it!


Itzhak Perlman


#couple #doorway #every #go #hell

VH1 does its little '80s retro thing once in a while, all of us in our bad hairdos and unfortunate clothes.


Debbi Peterson


#clothes #does #hairdos #little #once

When I received my first paycheck from my now known day job, I spent it on a period Craftsman chair and a Frank Lloyd Wright-wannabe lamp. With my second paycheck, I bought a stereo.


Brad Pitt


#chair #craftsman #day #first #frank

I was in a play directed by my father, and I was doing a fight scene, and the choreography went haywire, and I flew backward over a chair and ripped my thumb all the way to my wrist and had to have surgery to sew up all the tendons in there.


Jeremy Piven


#chair #choreography #directed #doing #father

I used to get my hair dyed at a place called Big Hair. It cost $15. They just used straight bleach, so my hair was the color of white lined paper, and my eyebrows looked like they were done with a thick black marker.


Amy Poehler


#big hair #black #called #color #cost

Far as I can tell, I still have most of my hair, my gut is not hanging over my belt, and I still have all of my teeth.


Sidney Poitier


#far #gut #hair #hanging #i

The hard part of writing at all is sitting your ass down in a chair and writing it. There's always something better to do, like I've got an interview, sharpening the pencils, trimming the roses. There's always something better to do. Going to a writer's club?


Jerry Pournelle


#ass #better #chair #club #down






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