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I used to want to be a lawyer, but I didn't want to have half my brain sucked out. ↗

With half the race gone, there is half the race still to go. ↗

I have an airplane hangar with 17 cars in it. That's no joke. I have a 'half pipe' in there, too - you know, like a big ramp, where I skateboard. It's awesome. It's the ultimate fantasy. ↗

— Paul Walker

#awesome #big #cars #fantasy #half

I spent, as you know, a year and a half in a clergyman's family and heard almost every Tuesday the very best, most earnest and most impressive preacher it has ever been my fortune to meet with, but it produced no effect whatever on my mind. ↗

— Alfred Russel Wallace

#been #best #clergyman #earnest #effect

To expect the world to receive a new truth, or even an old truth, without challenging it, is to look for one of those miracles which do not occur. ↗

— Alfred Russel Wallace

#even #expect #look #miracles #new

The size of the halls doesn't matter to me too much. ↗

— Doc Watson

#matter #me #much #size #too

I was told to challenge every spiritual teacher, every world leader to utter the one sentence that no religion, no political party, and no nation on the face of the earth will dare utter: 'Ours is not a better way, ours is merely another way. ↗

— Neale Donald Walsch

#another way #better #better way #challenge #dare

I probably hold more town halls than any member of Congress. ↗

— Joe Walsh

#congress #halls #hold #i #member

Hermione uses all these big long tongue twister words. I don't know what she's going on about half the time! ↗

— Emma Watson

#big #going #half #hermione #i

Around 80% of Liberians are unemployed and only half of all children go to primary school. Just one in 20 go on to secondary school. Young children are on the streets instead of in the classrooms. We are not giving them the opportunity to learn and they will struggle to get jobs when they grow up. ↗

— George Weah

#children #classrooms #get #giving #go

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