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When the nurse leaves, Doctor Rose mouths, “Act like you’re in pain.” Then she mimics a painful expression in case Summer doesn’t understand. On the contrary, Summer’s an expert at interpreting body language and reading lips. It’s all thanks to her observant nature while enslaved on the Cosmos. Who else could tell that Peter’s discomfort is due to him wearing the same pair of underwear for a week straight? Ah, yes, she always knew when day six and seven approached. She watched the crew member with much amusement as he waddled, pulled wedgies, and scratched his bum relentlessly. Not that anyone else cared to know that little nugget of information.


Laura Kreitzer


#forsaken-harbor #humor #laura-kreitzer #phantom-universe #science-fiction

Venezuela has changed forever.


Hugo Chavez


#forever #venezuela

Jackass!" Eve yelled. "You know, when people say that, I just hear the word awesome," Shane said.


Rachel Caine


#awesome

A rejection is nothing more than a necessary step in the pursuit of success.


Bo Bennett


#necessary #nothing #pursuit #rejection #step

Strigoi have red eyes, " I explained. "Do his eyes look red?" The boy leaned forward. "No. They're brown. " "What else do you know about Strigoi?" I asked. "They have fangs like us, " the boy replied. "Do you have fangs?" I asked Dimitri in a singsong voice. I had a feeling this was already-covered territory, but it took on a new feel when asked from a child's perspective. Dimitri smiled--a full, wonderful smile that caught me off guard. "Okay, Jonathan, " said his mother anxiously. "You asked. Let's go now. " "Strigoi are super strong, " continued Jonathan, who possibly aspired to be a future lawyer. "Nothing can hurt them. " Jonathan fixed Dimitri with a piercing gaze. "Are you super strong? Can you be hurt?" "Of course I can, " replied Dimitri. "I'm strong, but all sorts of things can still hurt me. " And then, being Rose Hathaway, I said something I really shouldn't have to the boy. "You should go punch him and find out. " Jonathan's mother screamed again, but he was a fast little bastard, eluding her grasp. He ran up to Dimitri before anyone could stop him--well, I could have--and pounded his tiny fist against Dimitri's knee. Then, with the same reflexes that allowed him to dodge enemy attacks, Dimitri immediately feinted falling backward, as though Jonathan had knocked him over. Clutching his knee, Dimitri groaned as though he were in terrible pain. Several people laughed, and by then, one of the other guardians had caught hold of Jonathan and returned him to his near-hysterical mother. As he was being dragged away, Jonathan glanced over his shoulder at Dimitri. "He doesn't seem very strong to me. I don't think he's a Strigoi. " This caused more laughter


Richelle Mead


#jonathan #rose-hathaway #enemy

As a rule, there is no surer way to the dislike of men than to behave well where they have behaved badly.


Lew Wallace


#behave #behaved #dislike #men #rule

Every once in awhile God allows you to stub your toe as a kind reminder to be grateful for the miraculous body attached to it.


Richelle E. Goodrich


#gratitude #richelle #richelle-goodrich #thankfulness #richelle-goodrich

Tomorrow is an illusion suggesting that another chance always exists.  It is a dangerously false illusion.


Richelle E. Goodrich


#false #falsehood #illusion #opportunity #richelle

I think it's more important to be fit so that you can be healthy and enjoy activities than it is to have a good body.


Rachel Blanchard


#activities #body #enjoy #fit #good

In politics stupidity is not a handicap.


Napoleon Bonaparte


#politics #stupidity






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