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I have discovered that the world over, unusual weather prevails at all times of the year.


Edgar Rice Burroughs


#humor #weather #humor

During the years of struggling to make partner, he had sometimes entertained the comical notion that making partner would imbue him with new powers, like a budding superhero who had been bitten by a radioactive spider. It appeared that any superpowers he had gained did not include the ability to pick up women in bars.


Reece Hirsch


#lawyer #superhero #superpower #humor

Abyssinias "I met a traveler from an antique land Who said: A huge four-footed limestone form Sits in the desert, sinking in the sand. Its whiskered face, though marred by wind and storm, Still flaunts the dainty ears, the collar band And feline traits the sculptor well portrayed: The bearing of a born aristocrat, The stubborn will no mortal can dissuade. And on its base, in long-dead alphabets, These words are set: "Reward for missing cat! His name is Abyssinias, pet of pets; I, Ozymandias, will a fortune pay For his return. he heard me speak of vets -- O foolish King! And so he ran away.


Henry N. Beard


#humor #ozymandias #percy-bysshe-shelley #humor

She wore an A-line bridal gown with a V-shaped neckline while Apollo playing Bach's Air on the G string.


Tai Odunsi


#greek #greek-mythology #humor #olympians #percy-jackson-and-the-olympians

Czech beer in bottles is the corpse of real beer in a glass coffin.


Sergei Lukyanenko


#anton-gorodetsky #beer #humor #humor

What's a fracking Cylon?


Kevin Hearne


#stating-the-obvious #humor

Topaz was wonderfully patient - but sometimes I wonder if it is not only patience, but also a faint resemblance to cows.


Dodie Smith


#i-capture-the-castle #humor

Seriously, Jack, I think you might be the only guy in this city who hasn’t read his stuff. Collin McCann is like the Carrie Bradshaw of Chicago men.” “You mean Terry Bradshaw,” Jack corrected. “No, Carrie,” Wilkins repeated. “You know, Sarah Jessica Parker. Sex and the City.” A silence fell over the room as Collin and Jack stared at Wilkins, seriously fearing for the fate of men.


Julie James


#fbi #funny #humor #julie-james #men

Fate is a fickle bitch who dotes on irony.” The Black Company pg 447


Glen Cook


#the-black-company #humor

... the vintage of history is forever repeating ~ same old vines, same old wines!


E.A. Bucchianeri


#goethe #history #history-of-mankind #history-repeating-itself #human-nature






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