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'Thank you power' is writing down the moments that are good in your life so that you can go back and reflect on them - so you've got this sort of repository of good stuff in your past.


Deborah Norville


#down #go #good #got #life

In terms of language, yeah we get bleeped and blurred and things, but in terms of content, I would probably say we're getting away with more here than we could get away with in Britain. And that surprised us so much!


Graham Norton


#blurred #britain #content #could #get

The people I want are very famous and very rich, and all I can offer them is a bit of exposure on TV and a bit of cash, so it's a miracle we get any guests at all. But we have been very lucky.


Graham Norton


#been #bit #cash #exposure #famous

Now, therefore, the Directors of the company are hereby ordered to see that precautions are taken to make travel on said railroad perfectly safe by using a screw with at least twenty-four inches diameter.


Joshua A. Norton


#diameter #directors #hereby #inches #least

The Supreme Court of the United States is hereby commanded to try Andrew Johnson for usurpation of our Imperial authority and prerogatives, and if found guilty, behead him or send him here to black the Emperor's boots.


Joshua A. Norton


#authority #behead #black #boots #commanded

Let's reintroduce corporal punishment in the schools - and use it on the teachers.


P. J. O'Rourke


#corporal #punishment #reintroduce #schools #teachers

To Mr. Seward: It is my desire that, in case Maximillian will surrender, he be sent here a prisoner of war, but that in the event of his continuing the war, or refusing to surrender, then he be shot.


Joshua A. Norton


#continuing #desire #event #here #his

We do hereby command the Leaders of the Hebrew, Catholic and Protestant Churches to sanctify and have us crowned Emperor of the United States and Protector of Mexico.


Joshua A. Norton


#churches #command #crowned #emperor #hebrew

We further decree that the Senate of the United States elect a prominent Democrat as their presiding officer, to act as President until the next election, and to reconstruct the Cabinet according to our wishes hereafter to be declared.


Joshua A. Norton


#act #cabinet #declared #decree #democrat

We, Norton I, do hereby decree that the offices of President, Vice President, and Speaker of the House of Representatives are, from and after this date, abolished.


Joshua A. Norton


#date #decree #hereby #house #i






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