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I would have been a black belt in Karate much sooner, but the store was sold out of Sharpie markers. ↗


— Jarod Kintz


#funny #karate #funny

I wrote a thesis on love, and I wrote it in lipstick. Of course, I also got blood on the paper, because the lipstick was still attached to her cheating lips. ↗


— Jarod Kintz


#funny #lipstick #love #thesis #funny

Yes. THANK YOU. And say hello to Judas Iscariot. ↗


— Suzanne Finnamore


#cheating #deception #divorce #infidelity #marriage

There is that, and there is also the Irreconcilable Differences line. It seems so catchall, so vague. You could say that about anyone, any man and woman at all. Jesus and Mary Magdalene: "Irreconcilable Differences." JFK and Jackie, anyone at all. It´s built into the man-woman thing. What kind of paltry reason is that? "Insanity" is another box to be checked on the divorce petition, the only alternative to "Irreconcilable Differences." I would like to check it. ↗


— Suzanne Finnamore


#cheating #deception #divorce #infidelity #marriage

Irrationally, I think, Will You Marry Me? Four words. I Want a Divorce. Four words. I would like time to count the letters as well, but there is not time. ↗


— Suzanne Finnamore


#divorce #infidelity #marriage #seperation #marriage

There's nothing like a good cheating song to make me want to run home to be with my wife. ↗


— Steven Curtis Chapman


#cheating #good #home #like #make

You get what you give," we will tell his sorry, selfish ass." The Betty Lady has spoken. I detect a Bronx accent. "But," I demur, "it will make the other woman say, ´See? She IS a jealous and paranoid and pushy wife.´" The Betty Lady rips open a cell phone statement with a nail file and, without looking up at me, says, "Let me tell you something, honey. In my experience? The only thing they care about is what they see in the mirror each morning and WINNING...or their perception of winning. ↗


— Suzanne Finnamore


#cheating #deception #divorce #infidelity #marriage

I know all about cheating. I've had six very successful marriages. ↗


— Bobby Heenan


#cheating #had #i #know #marriages

Someday I will have revenge. I know in advance to keep this to myself, and everyone will be happier. I do understand that I am expected to forgive N and his girlfriend in a timely fashion, and move on to a life of vegetarian cooking and difficult yoga positions and self-realization, and make this so much easier and more pleasant for all concerned. ↗


— Suzanne Finnamore


#cheating #deception #divorce #infidelity #marriage

It’s easier to hide your smoking habit on a foggy day. Let that be a lesson for you and your secret lover.
 ↗


— Jarod Kintz


#cheating #foggy #funny #hide #hiding






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