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Be the cheeseburger you’ve always dreamed you could be. That’s the advice I’d give to any hamburger running for political office.



Jarod Kintz


#cheeseburger #hamburger #politicians #politics #dreams

Dakota's head was stuck in his toga. He staggered around olike a Kool-Aid-stained ghost. "Um," Percy said, "should I wear my bed sheets?


Rick Riordan


#kool-aid #percy-jackson #toga #ghost

It takes no more time to see the good side of life than to see the bad.


Jimmy Buffett


#cheerfulness #life #optimism #life

In this hour, I do not believe that any darkness will endure.


J.R.R. Tolkien


#faith #faramir #optimism #faith

I love having a ceiling fan, although sometimes I wish he wouldn't cheer so loud when I'm trying to sleep.


Jarod Kintz


#fan #funny #humor #sleep #funny

Life is no straight and easy corridor along which we travel free and unhampered, but a maze of passages, through which we must seek our way, lost and confused, now and again checked in a blind alley. But always, if we have faith, a door will open for us, not perhaps one that we ourselves would ever have thought of, but one that will ultimately prove good for us


A.J. Cronin


#faith

So, Zed, isn’t this a killer outfit?” “Certainly a killer, baby.” “Good, because I’ve bought another five just like it.” “You horrible, teasing fairy. If you really have more of those fashion disasters in your bags, I’m gonna hang you on top of the family Christmas tree in December.


Joss Stirling


#phee #phoenix #sky #stealing-phoenix #zed

You shouldn’t never regret something that made you smile


Bei Maejor


#bei-maejor #life #love #past #smile

These are the few ways we can practice humility: To speak as little as possible of one's self. To mind one's own business. Not to want to manage other people's affairs. To avoid curiosity. To accept contradictions and correction cheerfully. To pass over the mistakes of others. To accept insults and injuries. To accept being slighted, forgotten and disliked. To be kind and gentle even under provocation. Never to stand on one's dignity. To choose always the hardest.


Mother Teresa


#bossy #cheerful #curiosity #difficulty #dignity

From that moment on we lived in true freedom, the freedom to point to someone else and "They told me to do it! It's their fault, not mine.


Max Brooks


#freedom






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