#hell

I'm going to let God be the judge of who goes to heaven and hell. ↗

— Joel Osteen

#goes #going #heaven #hell #i

Hell hath no fury like a Democrat scorned. ↗

— Jeff Rich

#fury #hath #hell #like #scorned

Hell is other people. ↗

— Jean-Paul Sartre

#hell is #other #people

Les Pauls work out real well for me because I'll beat the hell out of them and they'll still work. The only trouble with them is finding good ones. ↗

— Tommy Shaw

#because #finding #good #good ones #hell

My philosophy: find what it is you want to say, walk in the room, say it, and get the hell out. ↗

— J. Michael Straczynski

#get #hell #out #philosophy #room

I have a lot of looks but right now I'm really into grunge. Messy hair, black heels. I get Michelle Pfeiffer with it. ↗

— Chloe Moretz

#get #grunge #hair #heels #i

There is no redemption from hell. ↗

— Pope Paul III

#redemption

I'm going on a diet.  (Crud, I know) I am going to be cranky.  I am going to be irritable. I am going to be moody and sad and mean.  And, yes, I am going to be hungry.  Please don't feed me, even if I try to bite you.  Please don't tease me, I may hurt you. Please don't try to encourage me, I may growl and snap at you.  Please don't help me, I may blame you for everything aggravating in the known universe.   Please don't be offended by my scowl, I cannot smile.   But most importantly, please keep your distance until this trial is over to prevent any unnecessary casualties.  Thank you for your understanding.  ↗

— Richelle E. Goodrich

#food #humor #richelle #richelle-goodrich #weight-loss

My advice to the women of America is to raise more hell and fewer dahlias. ↗

— William Allen White

#america #fewer #hell #more #raise

There is a sort of mental treason That smothers dreams outside of reason ↗

— Mike Corbett

#demons #heaven #hell #intelligent-humor #irreverent-humor