#hem

The "Wet Tongue Gets Stuck To A Frozen Flagpole" attack! ↗

— Hiromu Arakawa

#fighting #fullmetal-alchemist #humor #humor

A brick can be used to represent the zero probability of this book being any good. ↗

— Amy Summers

#brick-and-blanket-responses #brick-and-blanket-test #brick-and-blanket-uses #funny #humor

Chicken fizz! O Lord, protect all of us who toil in the vineyards of experimental chemistry! ↗

— Alan Bradley

#humor #humor

Always when you go to a new country and they teach you bad words, you just say them without knowing the value and people look at you because you didn't know that value of them. ↗

— Antonio Banderas

#bad #because #country #go #just

Television viewers, they've been around a long time. They've been watching this thing now for 50 years. I mean, they know exactly what's happening when it comes to television programming. You can't put anything over on them anymore. ↗

— Maury Povich

#anything #around #been #comes #exactly

It is easier to exemplify values than teach them. ↗

— Theodore Hesburgh

#teach #than #them #values

I always feel that art in general and acting in particular should make the audience a little uncomfortable, to slap them and wake them up. ↗

— Antonio Banderas

#always #art #audience #feel #general

When I was starting out, young actresses had the studio system to protect them. Now you have a host of sharks, from your agent to your publicist to your lawyer. ↗

— Francesca Annis

#had #host #i #lawyer #now

They shouldn't be allowed to teach math so early in the morning. ↗

— Kendare Blake

#math

I much prefer working with kids whose life could be completely upended by a reading of a book over a weekend. You give them a book to read - they go home and come back a changed person. And that is so much more interesting and exciting. ↗

— Russell Banks

#book #changed #come #completely #could