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hermes has threatened me with slow mail. lousy Internet service and a horrible stock market if i publish this story. I hope he is just bluffing.


Rick Riordan


#heroes-of-olympus #humor #percabeth #percy-jackson #rick-riordan

[Yankees] are pretty much like southerners except with worse manners, of course, and terrible accents.


Margaret Mitchell


#rhett-butler-to-scarlett #southerners #yankees #humor

Mrs. Palmer is a teacher so naturally I assumed she would never do anything good for me.


Jim Benton


#diary #dumb #humor #teacher #humor

Cupid, you worthless bastard, I summon you to human form! (Julian) Gee, I can't imagine why he wouldn't respond to that. (Grace)


Sherrilyn Kenyon


#fantasy-lover #sherrilyn-kenyon #imagination

A comedian is simply a different kind of therapist. A comedian is a psychologist and a psychiatrist rolled into one. Except I can't prescribe medicine. (You still need a doctorate, which is bullshit.) Okay, so I'm not like a psychiatrist. Fine. But I'm still like a psychologist (except I can't diagnose or treat mental illness).


Eugene Mirman


#therapy #humor

Though Will was saying earlier,” Tessa added, “that heroes all come to bad ends, and he could not imagine why anyone would want to be one, anyway.” “Ah.” Jem’s hand squeezed hers briefly, and then let it go. “Well, Will is looking at it from the hero’s viewpoint, isn’t he? But as for the rest of us, it’s an easy answer.” “Is it?” “Of course.” His voice was almost a whisper now. “Heroes endure because we need them. Not for their own sakes. If Will …


Cassandra Clare


#tessa-gray #will-herondale #imagination

Niches set back in the walls contained polished marble statues of entwined bodies. Will looked away from them hastily, and then back. It wasn't as if Magnus seemed to be paying attention to what Will was doing, and he'd honestly never imagined two people could get themselves into a position like that, much less make it look artistic.


Cassandra Clare


#humor #magnus-bane #will-herondale #humor

How do you always know just what to say?" I ask. His laugh rumbles through me. "Practice, I guess." I pull back and give him a quizzical look. "I spent three years imagining what I would say to you if you were mine," he says, tugging me close. "I should hope I know what to say now that I've got you.


Tera Lynn Childs


#fins-are-forever #lily #lily-sanderson #mer-people #mermaids

In our country we call this type of mother love teng ai. My son has told me that in men's writing it is composed of two characters. The first means pain; the second means love. That is a mother's love.


Lisa See


#unconditional-love #love

I have a sister, so I know-that relationship, it's all about fairness: you want your sibling to have exactly what you have-the same amount of toys, the same number of meatballs on your spaghetti, the same share of love. But being a mother is completely different. You want your child to have more than you ever did. You want to build a fire underneath her and watch her soar. It's bigger than words.


Jodi Picoult


#sisters #love






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