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We did an episode where she goes out to get a job and she gets fired because she's not good. They hire a babysitter to help out and she finds out she hates the fact that the kids have more fun with the sitter than her. ↗

— Patricia Heaton

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I'm sick of following my dreams. I'm just going to ask them where they're goin', and hook up with them later. ↗

— Mitch Hedberg

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When someone hands you a flyer, it's like they're saying here you throw this away. ↗

— Mitch Hedberg

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Do you think I am standing here, making this up as I go? I am sorry to disillusion you. I am not Robin Williams. I am the king of the pen. ↗

— Mitch Hedberg

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Normally I avoid movies where the aliens look like humans. It's cheesy. ↗

— Jon Heder

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When I was four, we moved to the house on the west side of Chicago where I grew up. My earliest memories are of that first summer. ↗

— Hugh Hefner

#earliest #earliest memories #first #four #grew

When liberty is mentioned, we must always be careful to observe whether it is not really the assertion of private interests which is thereby designated. ↗

— Georg Wilhelm Friedrich Hegel

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When modern physics exerts itself to establish the world's formula, what occurs thereby is this: the being of entities has resolved itself into the method of the totally calculable. ↗

— Martin Heidegger

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Wherever they burn books they will also, in the end, burn human beings. ↗

— Heinrich Heine

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From that night on, wherever Barney and I went UFOs paced us. ↗

— Betty Hill

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