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Everyone has favorite criminals. Mine are pimps. We can all rob a bank; we can all sell drugs. Being a pimp is a whole other thing. ↗

— Chris Rock

#being #criminals #everyone #favorite #mine

A white boy that makes C's in college can make it to the White House. ↗

— Chris Rock

#college #house #make #makes #white

Charlie Brown is the one person I identify with. C.B. is such a loser. He wasn't even the star of his own Halloween special. ↗

— Chris Rock

#charlie #charlie brown #even #halloween #his

Anything you can suck at should make you nervous. ↗

— Chris Rock

#make #nervous #should #suck #you

Now that I have children, I realize taking care of my children is more fun than anything in the whole world. ↗

— Chris Rock

#care #children #fun #i #more

Yeah, I love being famous. It's almost like being white, y'know? ↗

— Chris Rock

#being #being famous #famous #i #i love

You don't need a critic to tell you people aren't laughing. ↗

— Chris Rock

#laughing #need #people #tell #you

Funny is only something that others know about you - you can't be funny by yourself. ↗

— Chris Rock

#funny #know #only #others #something

I think my best work is when I'm kind of in charge. ↗

— Chris Rock

#best work #charge #i #i think #kind

School shootings were invented by blacks... and stolen by the white man. ↗

— Chris Rock

#invented #man #school #shootings #stolen