#hi

Dick Cheney said he was running again. He said his health was fine, 'I've got a doctor with me 24 hours a day.' Yeah, that's always the sign of a man in good health, isn't it? ↗

— David Letterman

#always #cheney #day #dick cheney #doctor

Language is a form of human reason, which has its internal logic of which man knows nothing. ↗

— Claude Levi-Strauss

#human #human reason #internal #knows #language

Fall is my favorite season in Los Angeles, watching the birds change color and fall from the trees. ↗

— David Letterman

#birds #change #color #fall #favorite

Anything worth doing is worth overdoing. ↗

— David Letterman

#doing #overdoing #worth

Congratulations are in order for Woody Allen - he and Soon Yi have a brand new baby daughter. It's all part of Woody's plan to grow his own wives. ↗

— David Letterman

#baby #brand #brand new #congratulations #daughter

I had no idea this thing was televised. Boy, is my face red. ↗

— David Letterman

#face #had #i #idea #no idea

Everything I listen to is influential in some way. ↗

— Joanna Noelle Levesque

#i #influential #listen #some #way

It's official, Arnold said he will enter the race for governor. At least that's what everybody thinks he said. ↗

— David Letterman

#enter #everybody #governor #least #official

President Bush has said that he does not need approval from the UN to wage war, and I'm thinking, well, hell, he didn't need the approval of the American voters to become president, either. ↗

— David Letterman

#approval #become #bush #does #either

The big debate right now is if Saddam is alive or dead. He's dead, then he's alive, then dead, then alive. It's just confusing. Today they showed videotape, and Saddam was speaking at his own funeral. ↗

— David Letterman

#big #confusing #dead #debate #funeral