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When a man comes to me for advice, I find out the kind of advice he wants, and I give it to him. ↗

— Josh Billings

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Economy is a savings-bank, into which men drop pennies, and get dollars in return. ↗

— Josh Billings

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I have never known a person to live to be one hundred and be remarkable for anything else. ↗

— Josh Billings

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The best way to convince a fool that he is wrong is to let him have his own way. ↗

— Josh Billings

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There is nothing so easy to learn as experience and nothing so hard to apply. ↗

— Josh Billings

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To bring up a child in the way he should go, travel that way yourself once in a while. ↗

— Josh Billings

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And eventually as I kept writing it, something emerged that was not quite me but a version of me. ↗

— Larry David

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I believe in something. ↗

— Larry David

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I don't write shows with dialogue where actors have to memorize dialogue. I write the scenes where we know everything that's going to happen. There's an outline of about seven or eight pages, and then we improvise it. ↗

— Larry David

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I had a wonderful childhood, which is tough because it's hard to adjust to a miserable adulthood. ↗

— Larry David

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