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It's probably a bad indicator of your lifestyle when you miss your ex-boyfriend because he's absolutely lethal.


Charlaine Harris


#humor #relationships #vampire #dating

I don't understand dating.. and the other things that people do.. all I know is that you ought to find the one you recognize. The one who gives you four arms, four legs, four eyes, and has the other half of your heart. There's only one of those, so what are all the other things for? Like dating?


C. JoyBell C.


#inspirational #inspirational-love #inspirational-quotes #life #living

Your relationship may be "Breaking Up," but you won't be "Breaking Down." If anything your correcting a mistake that was hurting four people, you and the person your with, not to mention the two people who you were destined to meet.


D. Ivan Young


#divorce #marriage #relationship #separation #dating

Two birds went for dating. The male bird was killed and the female bird is being murdered.


Santosh Kalwar


#dating #relationships #dating

...he had a way of taking your hand which made it clear he'd have to be the one to let go." From Alice Hoffman's "Local Girls", pg.102.


Alice Hoffman


#dating #female #fiction #love #relationship

Don't answer the door in a wedding dress and veil, he might not think you're joking.


Amy Sedaris


#jokes #relationships #romance #dating

A man fishes for two reasons: he’s either sport fishing or fishing to eat, which means he’s either going to try to catch the biggest fish he can, take a picture of it, admire it with his buddies and toss it back to sea, or he’s going to take that fish on home, scale it, fillet it, toss it in some cornmeal, fry it up, and put it on his plate. This, I think, is a great analogy for how men seek out women.


Steve Harvey


#men #relationship #sex #women #dating

They (penguins) then fall madly in love and live happily ever after. - And so you ask yourself: "If a penguin can have a worthwhile, stimulating relationship, why the hell can't I?" - Or maybe you ask yourself: "Would I be happier if I started dating a penguin


Bradley Trevor Greive


#relationships #dating

Ask yourself, does this person make me feel good about myself? Do I feel safe, strong and free with this person? Those are the questions you need to ask....You have to be strong to truly be open.


April Sinclair


#dating-advice #feelings #relationships #dating

A good place to meet a man is at the dry cleaner. These men usually have jobs and bathe.


Rita Rudner


#meeting-men #relationships #dating






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