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Sometimes this just happens,” Kylie said, much calmer now that she had a sneak preview of his comeuppance. “Just happens?” Burnett bellowed out. “Are you freaking kidding me! If you have sex, you use protection. It’s that simple. This shit doesn’t have to happen! This is nothing but carelessness. It’s irresponsible. It’s unforgivable.” “Burnett!” Holiday rolled her eyes at Kylie and frowned. The fae knew exactly what Kylie was up to now. But Kylie wasn’t finished yet. “Maybe we should put a rule in place. Any male who impregnates a girl should be neutered.” “Enough,” Holiday snapped. “Actually, that’s not a bad plan!” he growled. “Burnett!” Holiday said in a stern voice. “Shut up before you embarrass yourself more than you already have.” When the vampire looked at Holiday, she continued, “Kylie didn’t buy the pregnancy tests for Miranda. She bought them for me.” Kylie flopped back against the seat again, enjoying the look of disbelief on the vampire’s face a little too much. “Would you like a name of a good doctor who will schedule your little snip-snip operation?” she bit out. ↗


— C.C. Hunter


#humour #kylie #pregnancy-test #sex-precaution #doctor-who

I started out Ice skating with Holiday On Ice and just got offered the part of R2 by chance. ↗


— Kenny Baker


#got #holiday #i #ice #just

I know the history of the record business so well because I followed Billie Holiday into the record studios. It was so primitive compared to the sophisticated business today. ↗


— Tony Bennett


#billie #billie holiday #business #compared #followed

Black Friday is not another bad hair day in Wall Street. It's the term used by American retailers to describe the day after the Thanksgiving Holiday, seen as the semi-official start of Christmas shopping season. ↗


— Evan Davis


#american #another #bad #black #christmas

What I find most disturbing about Valentine's Day is, look, I get that you have to have a holiday of love, but in the height of flu season, it makes no sense. ↗


— Lewis Black


#day #disturbing #find #flu #get

My father was in the civil service. I can remember standing in a bus shelter in the pouring rain, and that we were allowed candy floss at the end of the holiday if we had behaved. ↗


— Honor Blackman


#behaved #bus #candy #civil #civil service

I was raised with a huge Armenian influence, always hearing stories of Armenia, celebrating Armenian holidays. ↗


— Kim Kardashian


#armenia #armenian #celebrating #hearing #holidays

I'm one of these people that if I have a nice holiday - like I have had in Turkey repeatedly - I go back a lot. ↗


— Freema Agyeman


#go #had #holiday #i #like

I ignore Hallmark Holidays. And this comes from a guy who has sold a million Opus greeting cards. ↗


— Berkeley Breathed


#comes #greeting #guy #hallmark #holidays

Over the Thanksgiving holiday I took time to reflect on what is most important to me and realized I need to find a way to put the fun back into racing. ↗


— Kurt Busch


#find #fun #holiday #i #important






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