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#holidays

Read through the most famous quotes by topic #holidays




"At Christmas, tea is compulsory. Relatives are optional.


Robert Godden


#comfort #coziness #family #holidays #tea

The nutcracker sits under the holiday tree, a guardian of childhood stories. Feed him walnuts and he will crack open a tale...


Vera Nazarian


#christmas #holiday #holidays #nutcracker #nuts

It is the apathetic person that sees the cause while the charitable person sees the need.


Shannon L. Alder


#causes #charity #donations #giving #holidays

The other houses in the neighborhood had Christmas lights up and trees visible in their windows, but not Shae's. She and I were the only ones who didn't care anymore, and I liked that about her.


Teresa Lo


#holidays #love #winter #love

On a busy day twenty-two thousand people come to visit Santa, and I was told that it is an elf's lot to remain merry in the face of torment and adversity. I promised to keep that in mind.


David Sedaris


#holidays #santa-claus #business

In the old days, it was not called the Holiday Season; the Christians called it 'Christmas' and went to church; the Jews called it 'Hanukkah' and went to synagogue; the atheists went to parties and drank. People passing each other on the street would say 'Merry Christmas!' or 'Happy Hanukkah!' or (to the atheists) 'Look out for the wall!


Dave Barry


#hanukkah #holidays #christianity

Christmas it seems to me is a necessary festival; we require a season when we can regret all the flaws in our human relationships: it is the feast of failure, sad but consoling.


Graham Greene


#holidays #christmas

I'm off for two weeks, so until I get back, take the characters in this tweet and parcel them out one per day. Use this Q wisely.


Stephen Colbert


#humour #twitter #twitter

'The Christmas Song,' by Nat King Cole, is not only a masterful performance; to me it just sounds like the holidays. I've never sung it, because Nat's version is so perfect. I gotta leave it alone.


Harry Connick, Jr.


#because #christmas #cole #gotta #holidays

CBS started to confiscate our packages and mail as a safety procedure. A lot of packages that people send for the holidays and to our kids we can't open. A lot of times they are from overseas. It's very upsetting at times.


Hunter Tylo


#holidays #kids #lot #mail #open






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