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#holidays

Read through the most famous quotes by topic #holidays




I'm so depressed. Christmas is the worst of all. Holidays are terrible, worse than Sundays. I get melancholia. ↗


— David O. Selznick


#depressed #get #holidays #i #sundays

I thought I had to show people that I would get in early, stay late or even all night, work on holidays. I didn't want to be the rich kid who was along for a free ride. ↗


— Maria Shriver


#along #early #even #free #get

My restaurants are never opened on Thanksgiving; I want my staff to spend time with their family if they can. My feeling is, if I can't figure out how to make money the rest of the year so that my workers can enjoy the holidays, then I don't deserve to be an owner. ↗


— Michael Symon


#enjoy #family #feeling #figure #holidays

A bell, though -- that's fucked up. ↗


— David Sedaris


#humor #humor

I also hate those holidays that fall on a Monday where you don't get mail, those fake holidays like Columbus Day. What did Christopher Columbus do, discover America? If he hadn't, somebody else would have and we'd still be here. Big deal. ↗


— John Waters


#america #big #big deal #christopher #columbus

All holidays can be good times. ↗


— John Clayton


#good times #holidays #times

I love writing about my job because I loved it, and it was a particularly interesting one when I was a young man. It was like holidays with pay to me. ↗


— James Herriot


#because #holidays #i #i love #interesting

Holidays in general breed unrealistic expectations. The minute you start wondering, 'is it going to be wonderful enough?,' it never will be. ↗


— Pepper Schwartz


#enough #expectations #general #going #holidays

It's the time of year when the literati give advice on what we should be reading on our summer holidays. These terrifying lists often leave me appalled at my own ignorance, but also suspicious about the pretension of their advocates. ↗


— Arthur Smith


#advice #also #appalled #give #holidays

I once wanted to become an atheist, but I gave up - they have no holidays. ↗


— Henny Youngman


#atheist #become #gave #holidays #i






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