#hone

I apologize in my real life all the time. I say ridiculous things, I make mistakes constantly. But when I'm on stage, I'm at a microphone... it's a joke! ↗

— Kathy Griffin

#constantly #i #joke #life #make

Command those that govern your house before all you household that they keep careful watch that all your household, within and without, be faithful, painstaking, chaste, clean, honest and profitable. ↗

— Robert Grosseteste

#careful #chaste #clean #command #faithful

She was so small she could make mamba in a telephone booth. ↗

— Bill Haley

#could #make #she #small #telephone

Barbra Streisand is without a doubt one of the most honest people I have ever known. There is no doubt in my mind that she will not be doing any more concerts. Of course, she still will be making records and starring and directing in movies. ↗

— Marvin Hamlisch

#barbra #barbra streisand #concerts #course #directing

You'll see more violence in any television crime series than you will in my films... Art is there to have a stimulating effect, if it earns its name. You have to be honest, that's the only thing. ↗

— Michael Haneke

#art #crime #earns #effect #films

We don't care. We don't have to. We're the phone company. ↗

— Lily Tomlin

#company #phone

To be honest I never thought the acting thing would get off the ground. ↗

— Jill Hennessy

#get #ground #honest #i #never

I love people who make me laugh. I honestly think it's the thing I like most, to laugh. It cures a multitude of ills. It's probably the most important thing in a person. ↗

— Audrey Hepburn

#honestly #i #i love #ills #important

On the iPhone I tended to draw with my thumb. Whereas the moment I got to the iPad, I found myself using every finger. ↗

— David Hockney

#every #finger #found #got #i

When somebody turned me on to a Coltrane record around seventh grade, I took up saxophone. ↗

— Tom Verlaine

#coltrane #grade #i #me #record