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#hood

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Anyone who has no need of anybody but himself is either a beast or a God." Aristotle ↗


— Bruce Wayne Sullivan


#animals #childhood-memories #dogs #good-book #life-struggles

As Lacy waited for her turn to speak on Peter's behalf, she thought back to the first time she realized she could hate her own child. ↗


— Jodi Picoult


#hate #lacy #motherhood #peter #unconditional-love

They don't fit you?" V asked his roommate. "Not the point. No offense, but these are wicked Village People." Butch held his heavy arms out and turned in a circle, his bare chest catching the light. "I mean, come on." "They're for fighting, not fashion." "So are kilts, but you don't see me rocking the tartan." "And thank God for that. You're too bowlegged to pull that shit off." Butch assumed a bored expression. "You can bite me. ↗


— J.R. Ward


#butch-vishous #humor #paranormal-romance #romance #vishous-vampire

The best way to keep children at home is to make the home atmosphere pleasant, and let the air out of the tires. ↗


— Dorothy Parker


#humor #motherhood #parenthood #parenting #humor

My parents are going to kill me!" "That seems rather harsh... ↗


— Garth Nix


#humor #paranoia #parents #humor

Be sure to lie to your kids about the benevolent, all-seeing Santa Claus. It will prepare them for an adulthood of believing in God. ↗


— Scott Dikkers


#atheism #childhood #humor #kids #parenting

Children expect their mothers to love them, no matter what. Those who don't get this tend to feel cheated the rest of their lives. ↗


— Bella Pollen


#motherhood #love

I can remember staring at the orphanage and feeling envy. ↗


— George Carlin


#humor #humor

Tohr took a pull of his beer. “What the hell is this?” “When Harry Met Sally.” Tohr lowered the longneck from his mouth. “What?” “Shut it. After this, we’re going to watch an episode of Moonlighting. Then An Affair to Remember—the old-school one, not that stupidity with Warren Beatty. Then The Princess Bride—” Tohr hit the switch by his hip and straightened the chair up. “Okay. Right. Have fun with this— ↗


— J.R. Ward


#humor #lassiter #tohrment #humor

LADY BRACKNELL Algernon is an extremely, I may almost say an ostentatiously, eligible young man. He has nothing, but he looks everything. What more can one desire? ↗


— Oscar Wilde


#humor #humor






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