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In the hall, Tina whisper hisses, "Retreat! Retreat!" The sounds of heels clip clopping follows before... stumble crash bang Mimi laughs her ass off and says, "We have a man down! I repeat. We are a man down!" Lola laughs hard and yells out, "We're so bad at this! Best mission ever! The sound of giggles and heels approach my room. I put an arm under my head to elevate it. I want to see what these goofballs are doing. Tina's first through the door and looks sheepish while rubbing her elbow. That is until she see Nat, Helena and Nina all sitting on my bed. Then she yells out, "Pajama party!" And literally throws herself on to my bed, hurt elbow forgotten. She belly flops onto my stomach, My body jolts upwards, the wind is knocked out of me and I groan. Tina looks up at me with wide eyes. She rushed out, "Ash, honey! I'm so sorry!" Then she rubs what she thinks is my stomach. Only its my cock. Removing her hands from me, I tell her, "Tina, I don't think Nik would like you in my bed rubbing my junk. ↗


— Belle Aurora


#laugh-out-loud-at #love

Ghosts could walk freely tonight, without fear of the disbelief of men; for this night was haunted, and it would be an insensitive man who did not know it. ↗


— John Steinbeck


#haunting #men

Fucking nightmares. My heart starts to slow down. Glancing down at the floor, I see Tybalt, who is glaring at me with a puffed-up tail. I wonder if he had been sleeping on my chest and I catapulted him off when I woke up. I don't remember, but I wish that I did, because it would've been hilarious. ↗


— Kendare Blake


#ghosts #nightmares #sleeping #hilarious

Okay. When he comes, you can see him?" "Yes. I can hear him, too. And he, uh..." She brushed the bandage on the side of her skull. I looked at her in bewilderment. Was she serious? "He hits you?" "Yes." "With his fist?" "Yes." John looked up from his coffee indignantly. "Man, what a dick!" I did roll my eyes this time and glared at John once they stopped. I don't know if you've ever seen a ghost, but I'm guessing that if you did, the thing didn't run over and punch you in the face. I'm guessing that's never happened to any of your friends, either. ↗


— David Wong


#lol #lol

Being a good host offsets the deprivation and loneliness of my youth. ↗


— Alan Ladd


#deprivation #good #host #loneliness #youth

I'm actually the daytime host of the Olympics on NBC. ↗


— Jim Lampley


#daytime #host #i #nbc #olympics

Those who closely watched the campaign should not be surprised by Obama's hostility toward Israel, given his relations with pro-Palestinian, virulent critics of Israel and his voluntary membership in Reverend Wright's decidedly anti-Semitic church. Furthermore, his campaign website featured anti-Semitic posts. ↗


— David Limbaugh


#campaign #church #closely #critics #decidedly

If we could read the secret history of our enemies we should find in each man's life sorrow and suffering enough to disarm all hostility. ↗


— Henry Wadsworth Longfellow


#disarm #each #enough #find #history

I have thought that I have seen ghosts on many occasions. ↗


— Taylor Caldwell


#i #many #occasions #seen #thought

Most of the sex I've seen on the screen looks like an expression of hostility towards sex. ↗


— Myrna Loy


#hostility #i #like #looks #most






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