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I do not think that when in a hotel you have to feel “at home”, on the contrary, you have to get the feeling that you are definitely elsewhere…


Aurelio Vazquez Duran


#hotel #home

I woke up the Following morning with the Kings of Leon telling me that "my sex was on fire." I shut off my alarm and that's when all of the memories of the previous night came rushing back.


Kristen Middleton


#lol-funny #music-lyrics #funny

Fredrick gazed into the deep blue eyes of Jackson for a few seconds before answering. “I’d like the best room in the hotel.”
 “We have hundreds of rooms here, and all of them are the best.”
 “How can they all be number one? Only one can be number one.”
 “Ah, this is true. And this is false. What’s the best to you may be worst to someone else. Since every room here is completely different, each room is number one to someone, even if that same room is number two to someone else.”



Jarod Kintz


#competition #customer-service #funny #guest-service #hospitality

He thinks money spent on a home is money wasted. He's lived too much in hotels. Never the best hotels, of course. Second-rate hotels. He doesn't understand a home. He doesn't feel at home in it. And yet, he wants a home. He's even proud of having this shabby place. He loves it here.


Eugene O'Neill


#hotel #hotels #home

Aw, man. I’d just shot an angel in the face.I made my way into the foyer and sat down on the stairs. I glanced up at the big old grandfather clock. It was going on ten. My folks would be home soon. “How was your evening, honey?” “Killed an angel.” “Well, isn’t that nice.” That wasn’t happening. Daddy never liked guns in the first place, Mother just pretended to. I was so grounded.


Adrienne Kress


#parents #riley #shotgun #home

It wasn't a sign of weakness to tell what happened to me. I feel guilt no longer, only regret. The other emotions are coming around too. How much further do I need to go? I'm not sure, but there is comfort in the fact that I am in the hands of expert guides, both in the doctor's office and at home with Sue.


Charles L. Bailey Jr.


#guilt #healing #journey #onion #painful

There's nothing unusual about love.


Charles Bukowski


#hot-water-music #love

I love who you are, yesterday, now, tomorrow, always.


Gena Showalter


#tales-of-an-extraordinary-girl #twice-as-hot #love

Room service? Send up a larger room." [A Night at the Opera]


Groucho Marx


#hotels #humor #room-service #humor

I didn’t fire my gun. I gave it a promotion. 



Jarod Kintz


#dangerous #fire #firearm #gun #guns






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