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I would pour you a glass of wine, but wouldn’t it be more romantic if you sipped it out of my armpit?


Jarod Kintz


#alcohol #drinking #foreplay #funny #humor

I was nervous. Like an ice cube, I just froze up. Then I melted in some strange guy’s drink.



Jarod Kintz


#alcohol #bizarre #drink #freeze #froze

Liver failure is the easiest way to say 'no' to alcohol.


Bauvard


#funny #humor #funny

So what are you planning to do with the rest of your life? Develop a drinking problem. More Scotch, please.


Daniel Silva


#funny #funny

I live on shameless flattery...and vodka...but the two usually go hand in hand.


Vicktor Alexander


#flattery #funny #funny

Aping the lower class will only lead to fatherless children, unusable muscles, and the fear of tomorrow’s sobriety.


Bauvard


#funny #humor #lower-class #poor #working-class

Dave? This is John." "What are you-" Alive? "-in an ambulance or something?" "Yes and no. Are you still at the police station?" "Yeah. We were both-" "Have I died yet?


David Wong


#died-yet #funny #john #police #funny

There were, however, a few exceptions. One was Norma Dodsworth, the poet, who had not unpleasantly drunk but had been sensible enough to pass out before any violent action proved necessary. He had been deposited, not very gently, on the lawn, where it was hoped that a hyena would give him a rude awakening. For all practical purposes he could, therefore, be regarded as absent.


Arthur C. Clarke


#drink #drunk #funny #humorous #funny

The only way that I have seen to keep teenagers out of one another's arms is to give them a bigger, more wonderful goal to offset all the distractions common to their youth. For a young man, that goal should include preparing for a delightful and profitable career, doing something he really enjoys doing. For a young woman, it includes preparing to be the ideal wife, mother and administrative assistant such a passionate and goal-oriented young man will need


Gregg Harris


#home

In the year 1212, sincere Christian parents of the medieval church decided to send their children to conquer Jerusalem and drive out the Moors, This Children's Crusade, as it was called, was a disaster. The children died in severe storm or were slaughtered by bandits and wild beasts. Those who survived were sold into slavery to the Moors and raised as Moslems. You cannot serve God by disobeying God. A similar slaughter is taking place today. Some Christian parents send their children to public schools to take them for Christ. Others are just sent to get an education. Some are sent just to get them out of the house. The result is the same. Casualties lie all around us. The few children who survive with their faith intact are more influenced than they are influential.


Gregg Harris


#education






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