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Walking down the beach alone at night when my headband flashlight has run out of batteries, and hearing sailors’ cries for help as their boats run up against the rocky coastline, and then getting a ticket from a policeman for improper lighthouse navigation behavior ↗


— Benson Bruno


#funny-and-random #lighthouse #shipwreck #funny

Such was the complexity of things. For what happened to her, especially staying with the Ramsays, was to be made to feel violently two opposite things at the same time; that’s what you feel, was one; that’s what I feel, was the other, and then they fought together in her mind, as now. It is so beautiful, so exciting, this love, that I tremble on the verge of it, and offer, quite out of my own habit, to look for a brooch on a beach; also it is the stupidest, the most barbaric of human passions, and turns a nice young man with a profile like a gem’s (Paul’s was exquisite) into a bully with a crowbar (he was swaggering, he was insolent) in the Mile End Road. ↗


— Virginia Woolf


#beauty

Oh for craps sake. You're not dying again, are you? It's seriously inconvenient when you do that." -Aphrodite ↗


— P.C. Cast


#burned #house-of-night #humor #paranormal #vampire

Housework is a treadmill from futility to oblivion with stop-offs at tedium and counter productivity. ↗


— Erma Bombeck


#housekeeping #humor #humor

There was enough tension in the room to send a fleet of the nervous running for their tranquilizers. ↗


— Charlaine Harris


#sookie-stackhouse #humor

They say there's no harm in daydreaming, but there is. ↗


— Charlaine Harris


#sookie-stackhouse #sookie-stackhouse

Darling, you can nail my ass anytime,” he said charmingly, and turned to go back to his table. ↗


— Harris Charlaine


#sookie-stackhouse #sookie-stackhouse

Hey, our hair's the same color," I said, eying us side by side in the mirror. "Sure is, girlfriend." Eric grinned at me. ↗


— Charlaine Harris


#humor #romance #sookie-stackhouse #true-blood #humor

Niall had been able to mask the odor of fairy from Eric in the restaurant, but I saw from the flare of Eric's nostrils that the intoxicating scent clung to me. Eric's eyes closed in ecstasy, and he actually licked his lips. I felt like a T-bone just out of reach of a hungry dog. "Snap out of it," I said. I wasn't in the mood. With a huge effort, Eric reigned himself in. "When you smell like that," he said, "I just wanna fuck you and bite you and rub myself all over you. ↗


— Charlaine Harris


#fairies #humor #intoxication #sookie-stackhouse #vampires

The fairies, as their custom, clapped their hands with delight over their cleverness, and they were so madly in love with the little house that they could not bear to think they had finished it. ↗


— J.M. Barrie


#fairies #finish #hands #happy #house






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