#hum

Stalking the girls' softball team again? ↗

— Laurie Faria Stolarz

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You could at least complain,” I say. “I adore complaining. It calms the nerves. ↗

— Franny Billingsley

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We all make mistakes. Luckily for us, there are very few mistakes that cant be solved with a suitable application of either lipstick or hand grenades" - Frances Brown ↗

— Seanan McGuire

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Blasted grave marker. There sure are a bloody lot of them. They've got some nerve burying all these dead people here. ↗

— Tess Oliver

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Just-In Bieber- A man of bowled hair. ↗

— Dead Guy

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Y'ever notice how you never seem to get laid on Thanksgiving? I think it's because all the coats are on the bed. ↗

— George Carlin

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We have our own language. Christianese... We don't say 'He's out of his mind,' no, we say 'That's our youth pastor. ↗

— Tim Hawkins

#humor #language #humor

It might not look it but rocking in a corset is harder than you think ↗

— Evanescence

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It'll be messy, but after a day you'll be zipping around as though you were a thousand years old again. ↗

— Eoin Colfer

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Can't we be friends?' I hate your guts, Frankovitch' Can't our guts be friends? ↗

— Barbara Park

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