#hum

Mandy (lentil eating, lesbian, long socks) in PR ↗

— Poppet

#paranormal-urban-fantasy-romance #urban-fantasy

Lifting the bedcovers I see out of my one operational eye that my trousers are still wrapped around one leg and I now have a tie on. Now that was a neat trick – how’d I manage to get my shirt off without talking off the tie first? ↗

— Poppet

#paranormal-urban-fantasy-romance #urban-fantasy

Guys like you would try to shag the button hole in a fur coat. ↗

— Poppet

#paranormal-urban-fantasy-romance #urban-fantasy

I'll email you,” he says as if he's asking me into the cellar to taste his vintage champagne. ↗

— Poppet

#paranormal-urban-fantasy-romance #urban-fantasy

The soy is seeping through the material like a BP oil slick in a Louisiana swamp. ↗

— Poppet

#paranormal-urban-fantasy-romance #urban-fantasy

he just clamps his lips over mine and sticks his tongue so far into my mouth I feel like I'm being examined by the ENT gynae ↗

— Poppet

#paranormal-urban-fantasy-romance #urban-fantasy

She wears those old fashioned pj's like body armour. Going to bed these days is like wresting with Kevlar. ↗

— Poppet

#paranormal-urban-fantasy-romance #urban-fantasy

Lucius didn’t believe in werewolves. He said that people were too horrible for any other monsters to exist, which he thought was a shame. ↗

— Rasmenia Massoud

#monsters #people #werewolves

She is so tiresome. ‘Am I a vampire, am I a wolf, am I a vampire, am I a wolf, I cannot decide, so I’ll be both! ↗

— Melika Dannese Lux

#humor #vampires #vrykolakas #werewolves #werewolves

Man has gone out to explore other worlds and other civilizations without having explored his own labyrinth of dark passages and secret chambers, and without finding what lies behind doorways that he himself has sealed. ↗

— Stanisław Lem

#closed-mindedness #discovery #humanity #ignorance #mankind