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I would have grown up to be a gentleman adventurer if I were more of a gentleman. ↗

— Alex Potvin

#humor #inspirational #inspirational-humor #wit #inspirational

No matter what is happening in the world, I continue to believe in humanity. The power of positive thinking is always enough. ↗

— Britt Skrabanek

#humanity #inspirational #positive-thinking #positivity #world

They didn't put two and two together. They didn't even know what they knew. I don't know what's the matter with people, they don't learn by understanding; they learn by some other way—by rote, or something. Their knowledge is so fragile! ↗

— Richard P. Feynman

#science-humor #inspirational

This world is not a playground where children at play are pampered by friendly nannies. ↗

— Wendelin Wiedeking

#inspirational #inspirational

You only get one chance to make a first impression, so don't bugger it up, you pillock! ↗

— My old gran

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If everyone was perfect then I am pretty sure I would be perfect. ↗

— Brian Randleas

#inspirational-humor #inspirational

Humankind spends so much time admiring and ritualizing the inventions of humankind! And yet humankind is such a tiny part of all there is. -- Nigel S. Hey, Wonderment(Matador, 2012) ↗

— Nigel Hey

#inspirational #philosophy #inspirational

As you proceed through life, following your own path, birds will shit on you. Don't bother to brush it off. Getting a comedic view of your situation gives you spiritual distance. Having a sense of humor saves you. ↗

— Joseph Campbell

#humor

Buy or borrow self-improvement books, but don't read them. Stack them around your bedroom and use them as places to rest bowls of cookies. Watch exercise shows on television, but don't do the exercises. Practice believing that the benefit lies in imagining yourself doing the exercises. Don't power walk. Saunter slowly in the sun, eating chocolate, and carry a blanket so you can take a nap. ↗

— S.A.R.K.

#inspirational #self-acceptance #humor

Enjoy every ounce of your life, get high and be sincere to anybody that comes around you. ↗

— Salman Aditya

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