#hum

Dios," he said, addressing himself to Jace. "What happened to you, brother? You look as if a pack of wolves tried to tear you apart." "That's either a shockingly good guess," said Jace, "or you heard about what happened. ↗

— Cassandra Clare

#humor #jace #raphael #humor

Love of sugar had to mean true love. It just had to. ↗

— Jennifer L. Armentrout

#love #humor

It was like the Secret Garden. Of dead people. ↗

— Chelsea Fine

#humor

The sight of his bare chest had stolen every digit of her IQ. ↗

— Thea Harrison

#humor

I also have a brand-new prescription for gunfire jitters: When the shooting gets loud, proceed to the nearest wooden staircase. Run up and down a few times, making sure to stumble at least once. What with the scratches and the noise of running and falling, you won't even be able to hear the shooting, much less worry about it. Yours truly has put this magic formula to use, with great success! ↗

— Anne Frank

#humor

I don't want to be stinky poo-poo girl, I want to be happy flower child. ↗

— Drew Barrymore

#humor

You've been reading Gordan's book again, haven't you?" "It's a white-knuckle roller-coaster ride," she mumbled. ↗

— Derek Landy

#humor

This little thing" making a triangle between the three-"ain't gonna fly ↗

— Wendy Higgins

#humor

You can talk to a dog all day long, but he's just looking at you and thinking, 'Where's the ball? ↗