#humorist

But I'm a humorist. I'm not a reporter, I never pretended to be a reporter. ↗

— David Sedaris

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To say that a humorist exaggerates to get big laughs, I don't see how that's big news. ↗

— David Sedaris

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I believe in love. Unfortunately, it doesn't believe me. Lust, on the other hand, is a nagging wife poking constantly at my DNA. ↗

— Carroll Bryant

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