#humorist

I'm not a comic. I'm a humorist. ↗

— Dick Gregory

#humorist #i

I believe in love. Unfortunately, it doesn't believe me. Lust, on the other hand, is a nagging wife poking constantly at my DNA. ↗

— Carroll Bryant

#humorist #humorous-quotations #humourous #humor

How am I going to explain to my kids one day that I can't buy them a happy meal because the toy will make them fat? ↗

— Carroll Bryant

#funny-humor #funny-satire #humor #humorist #humorous

The satirist shoots to kill while the humorist brings his prey back alive and eventually releases him again for another chance. ↗

— Peter De Vries

#again #alive #another #back #brings

If you're too serious to make life a laughing matter, then you seriously need to make laughter matter to you today and every day! ↗

— Jeannine M. Luby

#inspirational-attitude #wellness #attitude

There are people who can talk sensibly about a controversial issue; they're called humorists. ↗

— Cullen Hightower

#called #controversial #humorists #issue #people

It's easy being a humorist when you've got the whole government working for you. ↗

— Will Rogers

#easy #got #government #humorist #whole

There's no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working for you. ↗

— Will Rogers

#government #humorist #trick #whole #working

But I'm a humorist. I'm not a reporter, I never pretended to be a reporter. ↗

— David Sedaris

#i #never #pretended #reporter

To say that a humorist exaggerates to get big laughs, I don't see how that's big news. ↗

— David Sedaris

#big news #exaggerates #get #how #humorist