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You couldn't be satisfied with being an amateur asshole, could you, Jimbo! You had to go and turn pro on me!


Susan Elizabeth Phillips


#police #humor

People are opportunities. The gift is in the interaction and the connection with another person, whether it lasts forever or not.


Colleen Seifert


#friendship

Men are not nearly as evolved as women are, nor as intelligent, evidently


Sarah MacLean


#humor #sarah-maclean #the-season #wit #humor

Harry Dresden. Saving the world, one act of random destruction at a time.


Jim Butcher


#heroism #humor #humor

But what about the End of the Universe? We'll miss the big moment." I've seen it. It's rubbish," said Zaphod,"nothing but a gnab gib." A what?" Opposite of a big bang. Come on, let's get zappy.


Douglas Adams


#science #humor

Hell's holy stars and freaking stones shit bells.


Jim Butcher


#harry-dresden #humor #humor

I will describe my eyes and then begin the story. My eyes are blue and resplendent. Now I will begin the story.


Jonathan Safran Foer


#humor #humor

Words are wind.


George R.R. Martin


#humor

They can't tell so much about you if you got your eyes closed.


Ken Kesey


#philosophy #wisdom #humor

Now, the impact on export markets - we export about 10 percent of what we produce, so obviously that will probably have some impact on the market. At this point it's too early to determine how much.


Ann Veneman


#determine #early #export #how #impact






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