#i

I told my doctor my penis was as thin as a spaghetti noodle. I asked if there was anything I could do to bulk it up, and he said, “Yeah, tell your girl to twirl it on a fork before she puts it in her mouth. ↗

— Jarod Kintz

#funny #penis #funny

I go to eat dinner with my folks when I'm home. I think that's the trick. ↗

— Brad Paisley

#eat #folks #go #home #i

I really worked to try and be creative enough on the guitar parts so those who aren't real educated would know that there was some difficulty in doing it. ↗

— Brad Paisley

#difficulty #doing #educated #enough #guitar

I think America is just so in love with conflict. ↗

— Chuck Palahniuk

#conflict #i #i think #just #love

I'm aware of the fact that a lot of talented people out there will never get this chance. ↗

— Brad Paisley

#chance #fact #get #i #lot

I'm sure there are a few things in my CD collection that might surprise people. I like classical music, the blues, and I'm a big fan of alternative rock. ↗

— Brad Paisley

#big #big fan #blues #cd #classical

I've been on the road I think probably three years. ↗

— Brad Paisley

#i #i think #probably #road #think

I've heard my share of Van Halen. I never liked rock. ↗

— Brad Paisley

#heard #i #liked #never #rock

If I get an idea for a song, I have a melody for it. I'm a musician first. I'm not limited by the fretboard. ↗

— Brad Paisley

#get #i #idea #limited #melody

If there's a song where there's a possibility of guitar stuff that would be fun to listen to, go for it. Don't worry about what anybody thinks. ↗

— Brad Paisley

#anybody #fun #go #go for it #guitar