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Fantasy is the impossible made probable. Science Fiction is the improbable made possible.


Rod Sterling


#impossible #improbable #possible #probable #science-fiction

In the month and a half since the Earl of Hargate’s fourth son had arrived in Egypt, he had broken twenty-three separate laws and been jailed nine times. For what Mr. Carsington had cost the (England) consulate in fines and bribes, Mr. Salt (His Majesty's consul general) might have dismantled and shipped to England one of the smaller temples on the island of Philae. He now knew exactly why Lord Hargate had sent his twenty-nine-year-old offspring to Egypt. It was not, as his lordship had written, “to assist the consul general in his services on behalf of the nation.” It was to saddle someone else with the responsibility and expense.


Loretta Chase


#mr-impossible #rupert #england

Taking out werewolves, I gather and surmise, is akin to taking out a SEAL team.


Patricia Briggs


#fair-game #humor #indestructible #leslie #werewolves

You ain’t know nothing,” a man scoffed. “How I’m supposed to trust some junkie Churchwitch-” The words sliced through her like razor-sharp fangs. Her face flooded with shame, so hot she imagined it steamed in the icy air. At least it wasn’t difficult to identify the speaker. All she had to do was look for the man with Terrible’s fist locked around his neck. “Ain’t think I hear you right,” Terrible said in a calm, quiet voice. “Wanna louden up?” The man shook his head His eyes bulged. He looked like a bug, with his hands clenching into tiny useless fists. “You sure? You got else to say, you best say it now, instead of later. Now we got us watchers. Later might not be true, dig?” The man dug.


Stacia Kane


#terrible #imagination

It is possible to be a retard and a politician. In fact, it’s almost a prerequisite. 



Jarod Kintz


#politics #possible #prerequisite #retard #politicians

The Bible was composed in such a way that as beginners mature, its meaning grows with them.


Augustine of Hippo


#maturity #maturity

I am sitting here at thirty-six feeling like I am responsible for the holocaust for all that is toxic and wrong. Maybe it’s because I eat meat, and I stepped on three ants last Tuesday.


Amber Garibay


#guilt-quote #holocaust #karma #meat #responsible

The Bible talks about building houses on sand and rock, but says nothing about a brick house built on a blanket.


Nicole McKay


#brick-and-blanket-iq-test #brick-and-blanket-responses #brick-and-blanket-test #brick-and-blanket-uses #building

My friends tell me I am strong, decisive, and wise. What a joke. Where is my strength tonight? Where is my wisdom? Ironically, they tell me I am ‘so open’. Me, who has so many secrets that I have never shared. The irony would be funny if it wasn't so sad. Their blindness to my true self makes me feel invisible. Not in the way that a spirit or ghost is invisible, for I am most definitely flesh, blood, sinew, and bone. I even have a mind that works nimble and fast, and a mouth that speaks reasonably eloquently, when I feel I have something worthwhile to say. No, I’m invisible because the people who populate my life either do not, or cannot, see the real me. Of course, that is but another irony. I know much of my invisibility is of my own doing, and that is the last joke on myself: that which I seek is also that which I fear.


Lily Velden


#funny

How alive is thought, invisible, yet without thought there is no sight.


Dejan Stojanovic


#dejan-stojanovic #eyesight #invisible #literature #literature-quotes






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