#ife

Once you leave out all the bullshit they teach you in school, life gets really simple. ↗

— George Carlin

#life #school #humor

If fate doesn't make you laugh, you just don't get the joke. ↗

— Gregory David Roberts

#sense-of-humor #humor

Life’s greatest gift is the freedom it leaves you to step out of it whenever you choose. ↗

— André Breton

#suicide #humor

If one has no sense of humor, one is in trouble. ↗

— Betty White

#life #humor

This is for all the people I’ll never meet. This is for the person I might have kissed had I taken a different subway line on Saturday and the person I might have been if that boy hadn’t broken my mother’s teenage heart. This is for the people I would have loved if last winter hasn’t been so cold and for the city I would have called home if I had written haikus on napkins and carried pens in dress pockets and in the knots of my hair. This is for who I was, who I am, who I might be. This is for you. ↗

— Chuck Pulaski

#home

It was a wonderful life. To have a stage play right in this room, with real people acting real parts. ↗

— Jan Karon

#parts #people #play #stage #home

Trying to be happy by accumulating possessions is like trying to satisfy hunger by taping sandwiches all over your body. ↗

— George Carlin

#humor #life #humor

Of all the errands life seems to be running, of all the mysteries that enchant us, love is my favorite ↗

— Diane Ackerman

#love #life

Don't leave it all unsaid, somewhere in the wasteland of your head. ↗