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I think one of the basic tasks in life - one of the nice things we can do for each other - is to take things that are horrible and scary and make them acceptable and less frightening and, if possible, funny. It feels great to succeed at that.


Julia Sweeney


#basic #each #feels #frightening #funny

I used to think no one should go into show biz, but now I feel differently. I now feel like it's a great career. If you can do it and make money at it and still not be so famous that you can have a normal life - then I think it's a great career.


Julia Sweeney


#differently #famous #feel #go #great

I'm finally a suburban housewife. Honestly, it's my dream come true.


Julia Sweeney


#dream #finally #honestly #housewife #i

Why not try thinking of your life as hilarious rather than nightmarish?


Julia Sweeney


#life #rather #than #thinking #try

The world is full of abundance and opportunity, but far too many people come to the fountain of life with a sieve instead of a tank car... a teaspoon instead of a steam shovel. They expect little and as a result they get little.


Ben Sweetland


#car #come #expect #far #fountain

Wonder if there is life on another planet? Let's suppose there is. Suppose further, that only one star in a trillion has a planet that could support life. If that were the case, then there would be at least 100 million planets that harbored life.


Ben Sweetland


#case #could #further #harbored #least

May you live all the days of your life.


Jonathan Swift


#days #live #may #you #your

The latter part of a wise person's life is occupied with curing the follies, prejudices and false opinions they contracted earlier.


Jonathan Swift


#curing #earlier #false #follies #latter

Human brutes, like other beasts, find snares and poison in the provision of life, and are allured by their appetites to their destruction.


Jonathan Swift


#appetites #beasts #brutes #destruction #find

No man was ever so completely skilled in the conduct of life, as not to receive new information from age and experience.


Jonathan Swift


#completely #conduct #ever #experience #information






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