#ill

Great," Shane said. "Look i'd rather not be on janitorial duty. I have allergies to cleaners." "And to cleaning," Michael said. "Look who's talking, Didn't the do one of those Animal Planet documentaries about the roaches in your room? ↗

— Rachel Caine

#funny #morganville-vampires #funny

The majority is still at the General's disposal. ↗

— Jared Sparks

#general #majority #still

One thing my wife says is bad about me, is that I still care too much. ↗

— Aaron Spelling

#bad #care #i #me #much

I'm not interested in parts where they are looking for a good-looking guy. I want to be a weird little sidekick in a crazy comedy and then play like a dark drama or a thriller. ↗

— Alexander Skarsgard

#crazy #dark #drama #good-looking #guy

I'm pretty intense when it comes to relationships, platonic ones as well. If I feel a connection with someone, I'm willing to go there. ↗

— Alexander Skarsgard

#connection #feel #go #i #i feel

A true artist, in my mind, is willing to fail sometimes, because if you're not brave enough to say yes and follow your gut, it's never going to be good. ↗

— Bill Skarsgard

#because #brave #enough #fail #follow

Even the most despicable person is still a human being. ↗

— Stellan Skarsgard

#despicable #even #human #human being #most

Guard units in the U.S. are suffering severe equipment shortages which will affect their ability to respond to emergencies in their home States, such as Katrina. ↗

— Ike Skelton

#affect #emergencies #equipment #guard #home

That the Iraqi Government is considering a political deal granting amnesty to insurgents who have attacked or killed American service members is not just shocking - the idea of amnesty for insurgents is an outrage. ↗

— Ike Skelton

#amnesty #attacked #considering #deal #government

Any kid will run any errand for you, if you ask at bedtime. ↗

— Red Skelton

#any #ask #bedtime #errand #kid