#ill

Blood will tell, but often it tells too much. ↗

— Don Marquis

#much #often #tell #tells #too

In the sixties and seventies you could probably name all the great comics. It was still special. ↗

— Marc Maron

#could #great #name #probably #seventies

We want a country. and we will get it, our country. ↗

— Pauline Marois

#get #our #want #will

Comedy is obviously a matter of personal taste and the world always needs a clown and some people have no taste at all and any clown will do. ↗

— Marc Maron

#any #clown #comedy #matter #needs

For my next trick I will make everyone understand me. ↗

— Marc Maron

#i #make #me #next #trick

I didn't know that people compared Bill Hicks and I but certainly I'm flattered if they do. I knew Bill a bit. We had dinner a couple of times and played guitar together once. I really tried to keep my distance from him professionally. ↗

— Marc Maron

#bit #certainly #compared #couple #dinner

Show business is one of the few businesses that the devil will actually agree to own just a portion of your soul because he knows if you have a performer's ego you were probably working for him all along. ↗

— Marc Maron

#agree #along #because #business #businesses

Surveillance induced morality: relics of cultural retardation. ↗

— Marc Maron

#induced #morality #relics #surveillance

Nobody deserves your tears, but whoever deserves them will not make you cry. ↗

— Gabriel Garcia Marquez

#deserves #make #nobody #tears #them

By the time a bartender knows what drink a man will have before he orders, there is little else about him worth knowing. ↗

— Don Marquis

#bartender #before #by the time #drink #else