#in

Never take a job where winter winds can blow up your pants. ↗

One thing about these storms, we know how disruptive things can be when we depend on the system to keep working. What would happen if the terrorists do it? Knock down the power, destroy bridges, cut the water supply? ↗

— Geraldo Rivera

#bridges #cut #depend #destroy #disruptive

Saturday Night Live is hitting me on a regular basis again. This is my fourth decade that I've been lampooned on Saturday Night Live. ↗

— Geraldo Rivera

#basis #been #decade #fourth #hitting

The courage in journalism is sticking up for the unpopular, not the popular. ↗

— Geraldo Rivera

This is the year of Katrina and Iraq. How the war ends is more important than how it began. However you feel about the war, you have to be compassionate and loving towards our troops. ↗

— Geraldo Rivera

#began #compassionate #ends #feel #how

With years of experience doing whatever it takes to get to the bottom of each story, I am looking forward to covering the stories in the human dimension and impart the passion and visceral reactions the audience seeks. ↗

— Geraldo Rivera

#audience #bottom #covering #dimension #doing

Hairpieces are brilliant for adding volume. ↗

— Alexandra Roach

#brilliant #volume

Don't follow any advice, no matter how good, until you feel as deeply in your spirit as you think in your mind that the counsel is wise. ↗

— Joan Rivers

#advice #any #counsel #deeply #feel

I hate housework! You make the beds, you do the dishes and six months later you have to start all over again. ↗

— Joan Rivers

#beds #dishes #hate #housework #i

People say that money is not the key to happiness, but I always figured if you have enough money, you can have a key made. ↗