#insp

Friends are like bras, attached near your heart for support. Foes are like panties, deported, every now and then, when they get dirty. ↗

— Santosh Kalwar

#funny #inspirational #love #funny

Sometimes the best reminders are the memories we choose to forget. ↗

— Carla VanKoughnett

#inspirational

I am seeking, I am striving, I am in it with all my heart. ↗

— Vincent Van Gogh

#inspirational

All we do is read the stupid textbook," said Ron. ↗

— J.K. Rowling

#inspirational

that's the funny thing about mazes: what's baffling on the ground begins to makes sense when you can begin to rise above it, the better to understand your history and fix yourself". (p. 717) ↗

— Wally Lamb

#funny

If everyone listened to me, the world would be a better place. ↗

— Aviva Moore

#humor #inspirational #funny

Did you let him know that if he can't see fit to return your blow job immediately, you will have no choice but to sue? ↗

— Meg Cabot

#inspirational #romance #humor

That's all you've got for me?" I drew a long breath and let it out slowly. "You know. I might be able to get more clues from Google. ↗

— Jayde Scott

#humor #inspirational #humor

When he overheard the boys whispering that he was a queer, he said he regarded that as a compliment since so many of the world’s great men had been homosexual. Alas, I’ve been sentenced to a life mundane heterosexuality. I can only hope that a few of you will be more fortunate. ↗

— Susan Elizabeth Phillips

#inspirational #humor

The difference between an optimist and a pessimist? An optimist laughs to forget but a pessimist forgets to laugh. ↗

— Tom Bodett

#humor