#instruct

So I said to the gym instructor: 'Can you teach me to do the splits?' He said: 'How flexible are you?' I said: I can't make Tuesdays.' ↗

— Tim Vine

#gym #how #i #instructor #make

The instruction we find in books is like fire. We fetch it from our neighbours, kindle it at home, communicate it to others, and it becomes the property of all. ↗

— Voltaire

#books #communicate #fetch #find #fire

His love at once and dread instruct our thought; As man He suffer'd and as God He taught. ↗

— Edmund Waller

#god #his #instruct #love #man

I can't think of a time that the U.S. government asked us or instructed us not to report or air something. ↗

— Jim Walton

#asked #government #i #instructed #report

If there's any business that instructs you in the strong hand of fate, it's show business. You can plan and plan, but it's what happens to you that really determines what your career will be like. ↗

— Sam Waterston

#business #career #determines #fate #hand

I will never be able to create a budget from scratch with the amount of time that I have, but my instructions remain the same: Give me a budget that has no new revenue. ↗

— Christine Gregoire

#amount #budget #create #give #give me

I trust the time is coming, when the occupation of an instructor to children will be deemed the most honorable of human employment. ↗

— Angelina Grimke

#coming #deemed #employment #honorable #human

Suffering is but another name for the teaching of experience, which is the parent of instruction and the schoolmaster of life. ↗

— Horace

#experience #instruction #life #name #parent

I conceive there lies a clear rule in Titus that the elder women should instruct the younger and then I must have a time wherein I must do it. ↗

— Anne Hutchinson

#conceive #elder #i #instruct #lies

If any come to my house to be instructed in the ways of God what rule have I to put them away? Do you think it not lawful for me to teach women and why do you call me to teach the court? ↗

— Anne Hutchinson

#away #call #come #court #god